Kraken guest services manager Patti Brinkley can likely beat you in a courtroom, a martial arts studio, skate figure eights ...

The Kraken, too, keep futilely attempting to repeat their past, reaching for a playoff appearance from 2023. Back then they notched 100 points — and upset the defending Stanley Cup champion ...

While we aren't sure how that translates into human years, we do know it hasn't slowed down the mischievous Kraken mascot.

Unlikely Kraken goal-scoring leader Jaden Schwartz had a front-row seat to perhaps the best open ice hit by a teammate all season and didn’t let it go to waste. It would be Schwartz scoring ...