Now that we have two episodes of the Jennifer Coolidge-less The White Lotus season three under our belts, it’s time we talk about Parker F-ing Posey. On the internet, some of you dare to question this genius’ “excessive” use of syllables in her Southern drawl.

Posey was labeled “Queen of the Indies” during the 1990s for starring in so many hit indie films, including Dazed and Confused, Suburbia, Party Girl, Waiting for Guffman and K